Things!

Hey, remember doing this shit?

1: Slept naked / nude? Every day.

2: Favourite food? The official answer is Shepherds Pie.

3: Do you like Nutella? Nutella can go fuck itself.


4: Prefer natural juice or soda? Orange Fanta is basically the greatest non-alcoholic beverage ever.


5: Wanna Flirt? Sorry, I’m not into hypothetical people.


6: Who was the last person you said ”love you” to?
I asked Steve if he had seen “I love you man” starring Paul Rudd earlier today.


8: Do you like fruit? Fruit’s cool.


9: Do you take any medication? Nope. I used to take acne medication, I also used to have various creams for my Egsema.


10: Is there sickness? This question lacks context.


11: What was the last time you went to the dentist? A couple months ago I guess.


12: Do you know how to dance? Yes. Step 1: Drink a lot. Step 2: dance like a maniac.


14: Have you told someone a secret? No, I live in a cave at the bottom of the pacific ocean.


15: What was the last thing you drew? A card! See what I did there? I turned the question on its head!


16: A moment that will never forget? That hike to the hot springs while camping last summer. Just walking through the woods in the pouring rain, chatting with friends and smoking various things!


17: a virgin? A sentence fragment?


18: A film that made you cry? Toy Story 3 and Land Before Time are the only two that come to mind.


19: What would you like to receive a birthday present? A computer would be pretty great.


20: What is the favourite flavour of gum? Unflavoured for me thanks.


21: Do you miss something? what? I’m like deadshot, I never miss.


22: A person who marked your life and went away?  My childhood friends Greg and Scott. They moved to the distant land of silver springs Sometime when I was in elementary school, and we never saw each other again.


23: Name of your first Girlfriend (a)?  Steph. Didn’t end well.


24: How long have you had tumblr? I don’t know, like a week after Ian’s first account.


25: Do you like barbecue?  I’m the designated griller here.


26: Do you like films? What the hell type of question is that? Yes I like movies. Also, breathing, and not dying.


28: What day of the week do you prefer? Depends on the week.


29: Sunday is a great day for … Doing… stuff?


30: Name the last person you talked to? Jesus.


31: A song that sticks in your head? School - Supertramp


32: The name of a person you do not support?  John. He knows what he did.


33: A reason to end a relationship with your girlfriend (a)? It’s not me, it’s you.


34: The best time of day? 10:28 p.m.


35: Beach or field? Beach.


36: A field / discipline that you do not support? How to murder people 1101


37: The name of the professor / teacher who was your favorite? Gorman taught me a lot of shit I still use.


38: Worst moment that has passed? Reading the horrible sentence structure in that question. This could simply have said “Worst moment in your past?”


39: Something makes you sad?  I usually skip sad, and go right to pissed off.


40: Something that makes you happy? My various vices.


41: Do you have many followers? Nope.


42: Have you had someone who did not deserve? Did not deserve what?


43: Who is the most important person to you?  your mother.


44: What if your mother died? What if? What if I slipped on the soap in the shower? MY GOD! I’d be killed!


45: A singer you like?  Freddie Mercury


46: Someone who admires you? Most people I know. I’m pretty fantastic.


47: Have you smoked? Today? No.


48: Drink vodka?  not straight. Not since I was at a campfire and someone handed me what I assumed to be water.


49: What is the name of the person who inspires you? Kevin Smith, for his way of just getting shit done.


50: A book I‘ve read and reread several times? Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.


51: Favourite Actor? Seth Rogen maybe? I like everything he’s in.

buzzfeed:

gifhound:

OMG. WTF. Pizza Hut introduces the Crown Crust Burger Pizza - a pizza encrusted by cheeseburgers. Only available in the Middle East.

(Via YouTube)

We’ve reached out to Pizza Hut’s PR regarding when this will be available in the US. (h/t Stacy Lambe)

How does it taste Ralph? Good?

I tastes like… Burning.

(via completeguide)

theianomnibus:

sirmitchell:

“Paddle Ball”
The entire collection from “Just Like Us” is now online at Gallery1988.com, where you can purchase the remaining prints & originals. 

Here you go, Aaron. This is only for you. Don’t say I never did any favours for you.

Holy shit, these are all amazing. I don’t know which is better, Darwin playing Pokemon, or the (intensive) Care Bare.

theianomnibus:

sirmitchell:

“Paddle Ball”

The entire collection from “Just Like Us” is now online at Gallery1988.com, where you can purchase the remaining prints & originals. 

Here you go, Aaron. This is only for you. Don’t say I never did any favours for you.

Holy shit, these are all amazing. I don’t know which is better, Darwin playing Pokemon, or the (intensive) Care Bare.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is my favourite person.